Here is my report on patients Penny and Gordon, our humans.
I'm Nurse Annie, ranking medical specialist with Round The Clock Westie Nursing Care, LLC.
Mama Penny fell again this afternoon.
She was really, really tired from the morning and early afternoon up at the farmhouse.
When she walked through the studio door, carrying an armful of stuff...none of it smelled like food, so I don't know why it was so important for her to carry down here...she tripped over the corner of the doggie steps.
It seemed like she fell forever. The paperwork and the vase with the flower Daddy had picked for her flew everywhere.
Daddy was on the phone with a business call, but he said, "I've gotta go, my wife just fell," and he hung up the phone immediately so that he could help Mama. I'm proud to report that my staff was already on the scene checking out Mama's condition.
Mama was crying because it hurt, and because she was so tired. She was saying to Daddy that she had spent all the day so far doing things for others, only getting four pieces of porcelain finished, and when she could finally get away to have some peace and quiet, she didn't watch where she was walking and didn't pick her feet up enough to avoid the steps.
When Mama cries, we jump into action. Our highly trained Westie medical skills know just how to treat tears and tired spirits.
Daddy got Mama into bed, and he sprayed some stinky herbal stuff on her knees and wrists and elbows and back and gave her some medicine.
Then we moved in to work our magic. Lillibeth used hypnosis on Mama to take the pain away. Then she curled up against Mama's back and shared her heating pad with Mama.
Lillibeth has developed a wonderful method of wiggling her nose and blinking her eyes to hypnotize humans into doing everything she wants.
Elvis brought magazines and curled up around Mama's knees.
Elvis keeps talking about being a neurosurgeon like his television hero Jethro Bodine on The Beverly Hillbillies, but, like Jethro, Elvis is a few dog biscuits short of a full biscuit jar, if you know what I mean!
Here he is sporting one of the patriotic dollars Mama got for us to wear around the Fourth of July and other patriotic holidays.
I actually wore that collar first, and if you don't mind me saying so, the collar looked much, much better on me!
I must say that Elvis is looking more and more handsome as his hair grows out...but don't tell him that I said that!
Mackie offered to go catch a rabbit or a little mouse or some other critter for Mama to play with while she rested in bed this afternoon. That might be what would cheer Mackie up if he were having a bad day, but it was not the right medicine for Mama today.
Instead, he collected as many of the new squeaky chipmunks as he could find and put on a squeaky concert for Mama. She asked Daddy for some headache medicine soon after that, but she did not stop Mackie's play time.
Later he took a nap with his head propped on Mama's head or neck
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Mama and Daddy recently got us one of those Hide a Squirrel things where we pull a squeaky toy out of different holes in the fuzzy stump. They also got six extra chipmunks or squirrels for backups.
See, when Mackie came to live here, he brought his favorite squeaky toy, a chipmunk that looked just like one of these new ones. Mama named it "Louisiana Lou" because Mackie came to us from Louisiana. Then Mama found some chipmunks and skunks that were similar.
Mackie played with them for a good while, but then they all eventually disappeared. Mama says she thinks Mackie has hidden many of the squeaky toys that he has not torn apart.
I might be suspicious that another Westie, perhaps jealous of all the attention Mackie was getting or tired of hearing the incessant squeaking may have hidden them herself....but that is just hypothetical, ya know! I also suspect that the nine new chipmunks will continue to disappear until there are none left.
Mama tied a string to the tail of one of the chipmunks so that she and I can play with it...just us. She says it is helping me get over my fear of squeaky toys. I've not been able to tell Mama and Daddy why I have to go hide every time the squeaky toys start to squeak.
Well, Lillibeth has doing her hypnosis thing on Daddy. He is such a sucker for a little blondie like Lillibeth. Daddy is slowly improving from the staph infection, but he is still uncomfortable.
We are working around the clock to keep our humans healthy and happy, but that is what we do here at Round the Clock Westie Nursing Care, LLC.
When there is more to report, I will let you know.
Respectfully,
Head Nurse Annie
PS: Now that little flirt Lillibeth is getting petting from Mama AND Daddy at the same time.
I think it is time I moved back in to check Mamas vital signs again, especially if she feels good enough to be petting one of my nurses.