Penny Sanford Designs

Identifying Great-Great Grandmother's Quilts

Here is another set of beautiful old quilts that were brought to the show-and-tell portion of the program that Gordon and I gave to several quilt guilds in Tupelo, Mississippi, last week.

Charline Hill of Verona, MS, brought three of the quilts made by her husband's great-great grandmother Louisa Ruff Estes, who was born in 1849 and died in 1923. Notice that Louisa signed this particular quilt with a "L".



Please note on the pictures that I identified Charline as the great-great granddaughter. That was my bad memory and my mistake for not checking the notes that Charline made for me. Rather than go back and re-do the edits of all seven photos, which would have delayed this post by at least another day, I'll just ask you to overlook my error. Louisa Ruff Estes is the great great grandmother of Charline's husband, not Charline.



The first two quilts were once red and green on white, but the dyes in the red and green fabric faded through the years. Historically, a single green dye was introduced as early as 1809, but that does not mean it was color fast. Prior to 1809, the color green was created on fabric by printing blue and yellow in separate steps on the same spot on the fabric.

Notice the repair on this quilt made in red thread that has remained red. The process of dying fabric was even more abusive to the cotton fibers than it is today. The art of making a fabric accept color and then staying that color, colorfast, used a vast array of chemicals that you probably don't want to know about. Some of the sources of the chemicals were icky!



Any idea of the pattern name of this first quilt that was once red and green on white or ecru?



You can see the areas of wear in the fabric, but that may be a factor of the harsh chemical processes the fabric was subjected to in order to be dyed as much as wear and tear of normal use. In these subsequent quilts by Louisa Ruff Estes, the condition of the quilts is considerably better.



This second quilt was also a red and green and white or ecru quilt. Exquisite work and detailing on this quilt. Any idea of the name of the pattern?



I believe Charline told me her husband inherited several trunks of quilts made by his great-great grandmother, and over the years, she has judiciously given a family quilt to a several descendants who wanted one...and were sure to take care of this family treasure.

There are more photos of beautiful quilts to share with you from that program that we gave in Tupelo to the Gum Tree Quit Guild, with members present from the Needlechasers Quilt Guild from Iuka, the Piecemakers Quilt Guild from Starkville, MS, and the Golden Triangle Quilt Guild, also from Starkville.

Our specific program was on the History of Quilting with heavy emphasis on Historic Mississippi Quilts.

More photos and details to come. Check out this previous post from the program with other beautiful quilt photos!

Pieced and Patterned Southern Quilts, 1840 - 1940

My friend Mary in Memphis emailed me tonight about an upcoming Memphis Brooks Museum of Art exhibit on Southern Quilts. The curators pulled together 30 Southern quilts from the Brooks' permanent collection, from museums around Tennessee and the surrounding states, and from individual collections.

There will be scrap quilts, wholecloth quilts, applique quilts and other examples of the art form. As you can see below, there is even an event that elaborates on how batting was made from cotton and how cotton is graded today (staple or length of fiber) for cotton batting today.

Mary, I WILL get to Memphis to see this exhibit, hopefully with you, if I have to crawl on my hands and knees to get there! Memphis is only a two hour drive from the farm.

Here is the link Mary sent from which I extracted photos and a few highlights below. Check the Brooks website for all of the events surrounding this exciting exhibit:

February 20 - 22
Opening Weekend Celebration

Pieced and Patterned Southern Quilts, 1840 - 1940

Saturday, February 21  |  10 am – 4 pm

All about Quilts and Southern Culture!
Free for members! 
$7 adults, $6 seniors (+65), $3 students & ages 7-17, free for children 6 & under

10 am - 4 pm

• Quilting by Memphis and Shelby County Quilt Guilds
• Fiber demonstration by The Cotton Museum
• Quilting and conversations with Uncommon Threads Quilt Guild

The Cotton Museum will give a presentation on the the grade of cotton used in quilt batting, with a demonstration of the fibers used and the collection of those fibers. Demonstration will also address the process used by individuals that produce their own batting from the raw plant using the carding technique.  Examples of raw cotton will accompany the presentation.

2 pm
Pieced and Patterned Southern Quilts, 1840 - 1940  Guided tour
Each tour is limited to 30 people. Tour length is approximately 40 minutes.
Reservations are required; please call 901.544.6242.

Tuesday, February 24  |  1:30 - 3:30 pm

Tea and Tour for Seniors: Pieced and Patterned
Sponsored by the Brooks Museum League
$3 per person
Join the docents for a tour of this special exhibition featuring over 30 Southern quilts. Afterward enjoy tea and treats in the Brushmark. Call 901.544.6244 for reservations.

Thursday, February 26  |  6 pm

Dinner and Guided Tour
From a Quilter’s Perspective: Pieced and Patterned
Tour is free for members! Tour is $7 adults; $6 seniors; $3 students w/ID & children 7-17

Join Brooks’ Assistant Curator of Education Tomi Durgin, a quilter who holds an MFA
in Fiber Arts, for a tour focusing on the processes and materials of quilt making.
Reservations are required; please call 901.544.6242.

The Brushmark Restaurant will be open for dinner. Reservations are recommended, please call 901.544.6225 or click here to make your reservation online.

Saturday, February 28  |  10 am – 1 pm

Piecing It Together Family Day
Free admission and activities!
Families will enjoy a wide variety of activities in celebration of southern quilt making.
Children can create their own quilt-inspired art projects, watch a quilter at work, enjoy
a musical performance, and explore these colorful textiles with an our interactive kids
quilt quest guide.

Saturday, March 14  |  11 am - 1 pm

Creation Station: Crazy for Quilts 
Drop-in family art activity for all ages

Free for members and for all children 6 and under!
$7 adults; $6 seniors; $3 students w/ID & children 7-17

Join teaching artist Amy Hutcheson for a fun-filled activity exploring the art of quilt-making. Don’t forget to visit Pieced and Patterned with our family guide.

Thursday, March 19  |  6 pm

TALK: A Historical Approach: Southern Quilts

Free for members!
$7 adults; $6 seniors; $3 students w/ID & children 7-17

Dr. Bob Brown, Associate Professor and Assistant Chair of the History Department at University of Memphis, will discuss the historical context in which many of these southern quilts were created. Reservations are required; please call 901.544.6242.

Friday, March 20  |  12 pm

Art for Lunch: Southern Quilts
$10 Members, $12 Non-members (Price includes lunch). Seating is limited. 
Take a break and visit the Brooks for a unique lunchtime experience! After a delicious
lunch in the Brushmark, enjoy a guided tour of Pieced and Patterned. A Brooks
docent will engage you with these fabulous textiles and the stories behind them. Call 901.544.6225 for reservations.

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PS: I was so excited when Mary sent this to me that I scrapped what I had planned to blog tonight in lieu of this post! Thanks so much, Mary, for the "heads up"!

 

I don't want to let the Christmas decorations go!

In our family, we have always taken Christmas decorations down before January 1st. It is supposed to be bad luck to leave decorations up after
the first of the year.

Well, we didn't have time to decorate this year, or to be more accurate, I didn't have the energy or umph to decorate this year or to motivate anyone to help me decorate. Thus, I've not had my Christmas "fix" yet.

I still want to make a Christmas ornament to represent this year's holiday married to Gordon. I've had the design in my head, ready to cut and sew. I've just not had the umph to get going. I also need to finish one or two of these annual ornaments to be caught up. It is not an impossible undertaking in time or difficulty. I just need to DO it!

So, since those emotional batteries that can only be charged with hours of watching Christmas tree lights twinkle, have not been charged fully, I think our little LED tree will stay up in the studio for a while. Gordon loves that inexpensive little tree as well. It rotates, and the LED lights change color.

It brings back special memories of Nancy's house in Texas, Gordon's "second mother" and the mother of his best friend Don. I stayed with Nancy and Don when I went to Texas to marry Gordon in 2003. She had her little LED Christmas tree placed in front of a dresser mirror, and it was magical, especially at night.

Nancy is so very talented. She paints murals in homes, but she can do anything she tries to do from sewing to decorating to...whatever. When my mother refused to attend my wedding to Gordon, thus keeping Unc from attending, Nancy folded me into her arms and into her home and loved me through a difficult time. Our little LED rotating Christmas tree is our homage to Nancy and a very emotionally intense Christmas.

That is probably sharing too much, so I should stop for tonight. In Mama's defense, she had a serious stroke just a few months later, so when we look back now, we can recognize symptoms of a TIA before that surely affected her behaviour.

At some point during the last five years, I think Mama began to love Gordon in her own way. In my eyes, Gordon is a bigger man for living here on the farm and helping take care of Mama and Unc on a daily basis.

These pictures were taken at the MSU Cheese Store on the campus of Mississippi State University in Starkville, Mississippi.

Do you have any idea who makes these themed cloth Santas? I've really been charmed by them, and I would like to collect them. If you have seen these before or if you have any idea of the manufacturer, please share that info with me.

Julia Graber and Her Award Winning Quilts

Now I get to brag on another Mississippi quilter!  I love this part of blogging!

Julia Graber of Brooksville, Mississippi, made these spectacular quilts, all entries into the Museum of the American Quilter's Society (MAQS) quilt competition.

The annual competition is New Quilts from an Old Favorite. Julia just found out that her Indian Fire Ring (first and second photos) has been accepted as a finalist in the MAQS Sawtooth Contest.

The stunning Indian Fire Ring quilt will be exhibited at the Museum of the American Quilter's Society in Paducah, KY,  from March 28, 2008, to June 17, 2008. Then this stunning quilt will travel around the country until December 31, 2009.

Note the sawtooth quilting in the second photo. The finished quilt measures 59"X59".  It is machine pieced and machine quilted on a home sewing machine, Julia said.

There will be a book published of the 18 finalists in the competition, something MAQS does every year for the competition.  This quilt will be in that book.

It's not the first time Julia has made it to the top of this prestigious competition.  She has been a finalist in this New Quilts from an Old Favorite competition for FOUR straight years!  WOW!

In 2004, Seven Sisters, Leaving Home, photo three, was Julia's quilt entry.  It was chosen as a finalist.  This intricate beauty is pictured and written up in the MAQS book from that year.

In 2005, A Plate of Pineapples, photo four,  was chosen as a finalist in the competition, and was included in that year's publication.

In 2006, Julia entered Pineapple Rose and Buds, photos five and six, was an easy choice for finalist in the national competition. Yep, its in a book for that year.

Looking at these four stunning quilts, can you believe that Julia's first entry into the competition didn't make the finals?

"The first year I entered, I got a rejection 
letter!!!! But that didn't stop me from 
trying again the next year," Julia said.

I love Julia's spirit and determination! That is what I have seen many times in the ranks of the Mississippi Quilt Association. These quilting ladies are excellent role models for much more than quilting!

When we get past these killer deadlines this week, I hope to research this competition a bit more.  Hopefully the books of finalists from each year are still available.

If you know any more details, including where the traveling exhibit can be seen, please let me know!

Back to work......
Fondly,
Penny

Sign me up: New Pieced BOM

At yesterday's final meeting for the pieced block of the month quilt for 2007 at the Golden Triangle Fabric Center , we were treated to a preview of the pieced BOM for 2008.

Thangles was the name that elicited appreciative comments from almost everyone.  There were a few ladies, like me, who had yet to learn what the others were so excited about!

It seems Thangles is a system of piecing a quilt that produces precise points and consistent blocks.

Once again, those creative quilt leaders in Starkville, Mississippi, lured us with their beautiful examples!

Once again, Lou Ann Vasek hid behind her quilt, the blue and gold or yellow version, so that I could not snap her photo! 

This is the color version I signed up to make in 2008! 

Saturday I bought some of the blue dotted fabric in the Dick and Jane fabric line from Michael Miller Fabrics. I want to to practice with Thangles and machine piecing after the porcelain deadlines are satisfied. They have an online (free) video.

Mary Wallace made the purple - lavender - lilac version of the Thimbleberries BOM from Golden Triangle Fabric Center for 2008.

Mary, if you read this blog post... is the darkest fabric in your quilt a dark purple or a navy blue? I can't tell from my photos, and I don't remember from seeing the quilt in person yesterday. Gloria tells me Mary's quilt is all different shades of purple. Beautiful!

So many beautiful fabrics and quilts just overloaded my short-term memory banks!

Gloria Reeves showed us how one can use Thangles to make one of the beautiful free patterns offered through the Golden Triangle Fabric Center (with purchase of the inexpensive Thangles paper templates).

One of the ladies sitting near me commented on Gloria's penchant for fun fabrics. I agree completely! 

I've fallen in love with that Dick and Jane Bubbles fabric from Michael Miller, and I adore the fanciful fabric Gloria chose for the quilt back! 

Thanks to Gloria, I can be more brave in my fabric choices in quilts to come, especially for the quilt back!

We have to wait until January 2, 2008, to pick up the fabric for our first block.

Some brilliant person structured some incentives in the BOM program.  It's called Buck a Block.

If I finish my block in the month in which it is assigned, I can get the fabric for the next block for just $1! If I don't finish my block in its designated month, then I pay $3 for the next block.

S-M-A-R-T motivation!  It is still an affordable project if life overwhelms us and I cannot get one block finished in the same month.

Gee, I can't wait for January 2nd to arrive!

Mary, Lou Ann, Gloria, Dot and Everlyn, you have no idea how much energy you gave me from your quilt show-and-tell Saturday! Thank you!

Ending the First Pieced BOM

If you want to get a day off to a happy, upbeat, productive start, go to a quilt meeting first thing in the day!

Today started with the last meeting of the Pieced Block of the Month Quilt from the Golden Triangle Fabric Center in Starkville, Mississippi.

I blogged about this project here and here.

We picked up our December block fabric and instructions, absorbed the instructions from Lou Ann Vasek, and then settled back for some eye candy!

The four organizers for this BOM pieced quilt showed their interpretations of this quilt project!

First, Lou Ann Vasek showed her version with pink "picture frames" around each block. It had been quilted by Mary Wallace, and it only lacks the binding to be completed!

Lou Ann put some extra blocks on the back for whimsey. I just love how these creative ladies add touches like this to the backs of their quilts!

This is the colorway that I chose to make. I certainly hope my first pieced BOM will look this pretty! The audience was also audibly appreciative of this lovely quilt.

Mary Wallace showed how she used her practice blocks to stretch her BOM to two quilts.  That is Mary in the rose blouse to the left.

I love the way she set the blocks at angles and blended the blue, green and maroon of the BOM with the tans of her practice squares.  That angled block technique surely has a name, but I've not gotten that far in my Quilt Knowledge.

Then Dot Livingston wowed us with her BOM with braided sashing and some extra half square triangles in the outer border.  WOW!

I can't wait to see this quilt again once it has been quilted!  That is Dot to the right. 

Dot has promised to teach a class on braided sashing.  Sign me up for that one!

Gloria Reeves took a different approach by adding to her blocks to make them quite large.  I forget how many inches she said they became.

Gloria quilted each block, and she is in the process of connecting each block for a finished quilt. 

I want to learn that "quilt as you go" method also!

That second photo of Gloria peeping over her quilt is my favorite picture from the day.

Lou Ann would not show her pretty face long enough for me to snap a picture of her AND her quilt.  Nor did I manage to catch on camera memory card Golden Triangle Fabric Center owner Everlyn Johnson.  She is always in perpetual motion!

Next time, Lou Ann and Everlyn!  *grin*

More pictures to show you of the pieced BOM for next year from this fabric shop! I've already signed up!

So, just an hour meeting this morning has me really jazzed to finish my first pieced BOM quilt!
I could not work on it today, though. 

We're pushing around the clock on the St. John the Baptist Catholic Church porcelain ornament orders. Blog post to come on that project, I promise!

Lewis & Clark Commemorative Quilt

Happy Day after Thanksgiving!  We've not been contributing to Black Friday in the stores, but I have done my best to help out with purchases online.  *grin*

Here is a stunning quilt that hangs in the Lewis & Clark Interpretive Center in Great Falls, Montana.

Knowing my passion for quilts, my friend Dot Ward of Madison, MS, sent us this photo that she snapped on her travels.

If I learn the artist/designer/quilter, I will come back and post that here.

There are such invigorating fall colors in this quilt, and I especially like the silhouetted figures.

This afternoon, the dogs are out sunning on the steps. Gordon is preparing porcelain slip to cast...a tedious process.  I am working on finishing St. John the Baptist Catholic Church ornaments. 

Next time I take a break, maybe I'll have time to edit photos and share with you that charming church in Brusly, Louisiana, and the porcelain they commissioned me to sculpt.

Oh, Mary...What Have You Started?!?

Mary Sorensen.

It was right at a year ago.  Starkville, Mississippi, 2006.

The Mississippi Quilt Association brought in a quilt teacher of national reputation. (MQA does that every year.)

Last year it was Needleturn Applique with Mary Sorensen. 

This year the marquee talent is Ann Fahl.  She will be teaching decorative machine quilting in Starkville, Brandon and Hattiesburg.

Recently I heard, there is a growing waiting list to get in on any of these Ann Fahl MQA Summer Seminars.

I'm so thankful that last year I just jumped in with both feet and began needleturn appliqué with Mary.  Her teaching style fit me to a "T".

Now a year is past, and I have tried to follow her motto, "Applique Every Day".  I'm a calmer, more balanced person when I do squeeze in time to appliqué everyday, even if I can only put in a few stitches. 

Painting with fabric in this year has refreshed my artistic taste buds.

This weekend, I reunited with needle and fabric.  It had been over a month since I had spent any quality time with any of my Block of the Month Quilt Projects.

Would you believe, I had temporarily lost my "feel" ...rhythm ...tempo ...for applique?

It's the same way with my sculpture.  If I am prevented from creating something new on a regular basis, the process of "getting my groove back" for sculpture is like discovering the joy of the art form...again...and again...and again.

I learned so much from Mary Sorensen, and I hope to take another class from her just to follow up on what I learned in those two blissful days in July, 2006.

She has a new pattern out that I discovered on her website tonight, Pieceful Garden!  Very, very pretty, and I love those colors!

So, after I find time to make Simple Gifts, represented here by the first three pictures from our class, maybe I can make the new Pieceful Garden.

But wait, I already have Mary's patterns for her Baltimore Album Baskets. (fourth photo)  And I just discovered she has now published period-inspired wreath and pictorial patterns in that Baltimore Album Tribute section! 

That whole Baltimore Tribute Quilt is divine! I've gotta do that one as well!

How do you do it, Mary?  When do you sleep?

The last photo in this post is my current Quilt Treasure Hunt.  One of the participants in Mary's needleturn applique class had made this gorgeous quilt from one of Mary's patterns published in a quilt magazine "a few years back".

Can you help me find the magazine in which this quilt pattern appeared?   I don't even know the name of the quilt magazine. 

I'm also looking for Mary's Beauty Everlasting quilt pattern.  Was it published in a magazine also?

Hopefully one of my classmates can help me identify the lovely lady standing by the quilt she made (with which she won awards).  She is a member of the MQA, but she lives in another state.

I carried my current applique block around with me all day, along with that cute little organizer tote for all my sewing supplies.  Alas, my chubby little fingers were too tired from sculpting something new in porcelain today to allow me to sculpt in fabric tonight!

It is a wonderful problem to have, and I AM very, very thankful!

---Once again I have prattled away about Mary Sorensen, and I STILL have not talked about her special needles and stem tool!  I would find it hard to exist without these two items!

---Nor have I talked about Mary's SEVEN quilts that were stolen outside of a quilt show!  It sounds naive, but I never dreamed there were targeted thefts of quilts!  There are whole websites dedicated to posting photos of stolen quilts.  The recovery stories are fantastic!

Judy, Judy, Judy!!!

What IS the movie with the line, "Judy, Judy, Judy"?  That is going to bug me until I remember, but the phrase kept looping in my brain as I edited the photos for this post.  Gee, I hope it is a good movie!

Judy Spiers of Foxworth, Mississippi, is a rising quilting star in the industry.

She has been very helpful to a new quilter (me) via email, and I was delighted to meet her at the June Gathering of the Mississippi Quilt Association. (The second photo is of Judy in her class space at the June Gathering.)

This first quilt pictured in this post,
"Mississippi Backroads Treasures" is now available in patterns.  YIPPEE! 

I bought the first three patterns from Judy at the June Gathering, and I will be starting this quilt very soon...probably the Black Eyed Susan block first.  Now all the patterns in that quilt are available.

Take a look at the growing list of honors her quilts have been collecting!

One of her miniature quilts won First Place in the Miniature Category this year at Paducah!  Two more of her winning miniature quilts are featured in the new book by the American Quilter's Society, Oh Wow, Miniature Quilts and Their Makers.

That is her quilt, "Pineapple Surprise" on the cover (last photo in this post)! This very quilt was also one of the quilts in the AQS's Calendar for 2007.

Really, you should read this page of her website and be as awed as I am to see all the honors her quilting has garnered!

Wednesday of this week July 28th, Judy will have a trunk show for the Gulf States Quilting Association in Jackson, MS.  Now I know what a "trunk show" is for furs, but I have never been to a trunk show for quilts. 

Gee, I hope it means that Judy will have examples of all of her quilts to show us and talk about. At least one of her miniature quilts is in the permanent collection at Paducah, so maybe she has made a second quilt of the same pattern?

This district meeting of GSQA will be held at Christ United Methodist Church, 6000 Old Canton Road, Jackson, MS.  So far, I have not found the time of this meeting, not even in the GSQA Newsletter "Quilt Talk".  As soon as I find out the time, I will post it here. (See Roanoke's comment posted below.  She has all the details plus contact info for attending this delicious trunk show!)

Gulf States Quilting Association is a gathering of 1300 member quilters primarily from Mississippi, Louisiana, Alabama and Florida, but membership is open to anyone.  The GSQA stitches go back to 1984.  Judy is also a Circuit Teacher for the GSQA!

(Get it?  Instead of "roots", I used "stitches".  Probably time for me to try to sleep, huh? Just 14 minutes until the Hubby-requested computer shut-down.  *grin*)

Sad to say, I had never heard of GSQA until I overheard a conversation at the Mary Sorensen needle turn applique class I attended last summer.  Gee, there is so much to "catch up on" in this fascinating world of quilting, and I feel SO FAR BEHIND!

Just wait until you see what I started today as a surprise for my mother! I almost finished the applique part of it tonight!

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Oh, wait, I found the "Judy, Judy, Judy" thing.  It is apparently a Cary Grant movie.  Here is a fun story about the "Judy, Judy, Judy" myth!

 

Celebrate Six Months and Post#110 With Chocolate Candy Quilting

Today is the sixth month anniversary of this little blog!  Imagine that!

Somehow we just zoomed past the little benchmark of the One Hundredth Post.  VROOOOOMMMMMMM

I can't believe I have prattled away that much since December 18, 2006! It also stuns me that right at 30,000 people have visited this blog from an amazing array of countries.

This blogging world has brought into our world a cornucopia of interesting people, great networking and tremendous creative encouragement!  I say "our" because my mother, uncle, husband and I have all been nurtured by blogging.

Blogging has kept me focused on the positives each day.

Life can be amazingly rich and interesting and fulfilling when one focuses on the little joys in each day.  Gordon has shot quite a backlog of photos for me to post as I have time to blog about each topic!

For today's Anniversary Post, I'll share this Quilt-In-Progress by Marilyn Rose of Ridgeland, MS. 

At the June Gathering of the Mississippi Quilt Association, my Hand Quilting teacher, Betty Lewis, was hand quilting this amazing quilt, and she used this Work-In-Progress as an example for the class.

Marilyn is one of the many outstanding quilters in the Mississippi Quilt Association.

Besides the beautiful hand-quilting (see the fourth, seventh and eighth photos to get an idea of the intricacy of the hand-quilting), Marilyn's choice of fabrics just "talks to me"!

In fact, I started really CRAVING chocolate candy while in that hand-quilting class that day.  It was one of those all-consuming, obsessive cravings for chocolate that make women dangerous *grin*.

It took a little while for me to understand that it was Marilyn's quilt that was pushing me over the edge into a Chocolate Frenzy!  *laugh*  If Barbara had not driven us home that afternoon, I would most probably stopped at Walmart on the way home and filled up a shopping basket in their chocolate aisle!

I would never have expected to like a brown background.  Brown just does not "do it" for me, but Marilyn's warm brown fabrics, polka dots and candy-striped leaves and this whimsical pattern make this quilt just POP!

Ill have to ask Marilyn if she followed a pattern for these imaginative appliques or if she created them out of her colorful imagination! 

Marilyn Rose spoke about Journal Quilts at the June Gathering of the MQA.  I have some great photos to share with you from that fun program!  Hopefully that will be the next post (if I can get the photos edited right away).

Marilyn has been particularly helpful to me (as a newbie quilter).  It was special to put face to name at the June Gathering.

For now, thanks to just looking at the pictures of Marilyn's diabolical quilt, I must scavenge the farm for some CHOCOLATE!!!  Each time I manage to kick my chocolate addiction, we confiscate all chocolate from every cabinet, drawer and freezer on the farm. 

Hmmnnn....there just might be some cooking chocolate deep in one of the freezers..........

This quilt is dangerously potent with subliminal suggestion!